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what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who pisses me off with the cactus
Last day of school
Other people:  OMG I'm gonna miss all of you so much :')
Me:  Adios bitchachos
girl 1:  omg im pregnant
girl 2:  omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3:  omg im always drunk
me:  omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
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